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[01 Jul 2006|11:05pm]
does anyone POSSIBLY have the Edens Crush cd on mp3 that they can send me?

yes. seriously.

i love that the first time i post in a billion years, is the lamest post ever.

but quick update:

me and vee moved, finally, out of my moms house. i did not have internet forever. but now i do. YAY!

i just looked at my friends list, and only like 3 people post anymore :(
[4 got that|| boom boom]

[06 Oct 2005|11:34pm]
hi!

i live!

i work. i hang out with my kid. i bounced a check yesterday (by 71 cents, and got charged 30 effin dollas, whatever!)

i broke up with my old boyfriend. what a WASTE of over a year. he was seriously crazy, like, needs help crazy. he went all nuts after awhile and just. ew!

but i now make out with a 21 year old.

i'm 25.

he's HOT. and just happens to be my friends brother. she used to change his diapers cuz she's 12 years older than him. that's kind of odd? whatever. i call him "the baby"... cuz he's hot. she calls him "the baby"... cuz he's young.

she finds the whole thing weird. although, she does NOT know that we make out, just that we're friends. but i always joke with her about how HOT he is and she thinks THAT is weird. wouldn't you?

he has a girlfriend. she's a dirty hippie. no, really! she has like, almost dreadlocks, and is all "yoooo... jerry was the bomb.. smoke a bowl!"

whenever she sees me she's all "hiiiiiiii how are you it's good to see you!" ....

.....and all i can say inside my head is "whatever you stupid dirty hippie i just made out with your boyfriend and i'll do it again in about an hour."

i feel bad for the hippie, sometimes, but it's not like i want to STEAL her boyfriend.. i really don't want the irresponsible 21 year old kid that goes out like 6 nights a week for a BOYFRIEND. i just like to kiss him!

my daughter sings britney and kelly clarkson cuz she's the coolest kid in the entire world.

if i couldn't be me, i'd want to be HER.

i have a weird obscene crush on my 48 year old bald manager.

how is everybody?

and what the hell with bono and his stupid mullet winning the nobel prize? have i ever mentioned that bono and dave grohl are my nemesis's? nemesai? nemesee? what's the plural? i like nemesai.

FA,BO!
[13 got that|| boom boom]

friends only [01 Dec 2003|11:16pm]
[ mood | aggravated ]

comment to be added.. i'll add you definitely. just. stalked.

[3 got that|| boom boom]

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